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Analogy thread
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RE: Analogy thread
Going to church is a lot like "sexy-time" with a partner you don't particularly care for anymore; You feel obligated on special occasions and it's only tolerable the first 10 minutes or so, just barely. 

After that, you're like "Oh my god, this is so lame. When will this be over?" 
"Please finish. Come on, come on, come on....I've got things to do."
"I just wanna sleep...When can I sleep?"

To yourself, of course. Not aloud.
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Analogy thread - by dyresand - March 9, 2016 at 8:54 pm
RE: Analogy thread - by The Valkyrie - March 9, 2016 at 10:21 pm
RE: Analogy thread - by ErGingerbreadMandude - March 9, 2016 at 10:29 pm
RE: Analogy thread - by ignoramus - March 10, 2016 at 12:57 am
RE: Analogy thread - by ErGingerbreadMandude - March 10, 2016 at 2:18 am
RE: Analogy thread - by Athene - March 10, 2016 at 2:24 am
RE: Analogy thread - by Alex K - March 10, 2016 at 3:56 am
RE: Analogy thread - by ignoramus - March 10, 2016 at 4:05 am
RE: Analogy thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 10, 2016 at 4:33 am
RE: Analogy thread - by dyresand - March 12, 2016 at 11:08 pm

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