(March 9, 2011 at 4:17 am)Jax Wrote: I actually went through that once, I think it was the Pentacoastal Christians and Gideons who came to my public school and taught us about creationism. Good thing during that time I was too stupid to understand what they were trying to say.
I think the same thing applied to them but in reverse. They were too stupid to understand what they were talking about.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
