Clearly, the way to destroy Islam is to get it to chase you with a shotgun. Just as Islam is getting close, you dive down your rabbit hole. Furious at being cheated of his prize, Islam will put the barrel of the gun down the hole and demand, 'Come out you wascawwy wabbit!' While he's doing this, you stretch out the barrel of Islam's gun and bend it round so he shoots himself in the arse.
Islam...destroyed.
Boru
Islam...destroyed.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax