(March 17, 2011 at 6:08 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Sounds like a hindu practice to me...typical...xtians can't do anything original
What next...'Drive through confessions' ??? Only in America
Drive-thru confessions? Not a bad idea! You could drive around to the back of the church where they would have a menu board. It could look like this:
1) Adultery
2) Stealing
3) Lying
4) Cheating
5) Fighting
6) Swearing
etc....
Then the driver pulls up and speaks into the microphone. The conversation could go something like this:
"Welcome to St. Shithead's. What is your sin?"
"I'd like to confess to two number threes, one number two and sixteen number sixes."
"Very well. Please pull around to the window for your pennance."
The driver would then pull up to a side window where the priest would hand the driver a computer printout detailing the sinner's pennance.
Next!
Fast and efficient!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
