To get buff with prayer and no exercise, one would have to pray pretty hard. I mean, amazingly, astoundingly, astonishingly hard. Seems silly to get through all that prayer and still have love handles, though.
Yes, faith can move mountains, as long as said faith is accompanied by earth-moving equipment, sufficient blasting materials, and both vertical and horizontal rock crushers.
I believe the verse says 'Ask and ye shall receive', but it doesn't say what ye shall receive. My guess would be a big old box of disappointment.
Yes, it applies to Islam as well as to Christianity - the results of intense praying are exactly equal in both faiths.
Allah is, in fact, a girl. Specifically, Allah is a psychotic lesbian trying to strap-fuck the Middle East to tears.
Boru
Yes, faith can move mountains, as long as said faith is accompanied by earth-moving equipment, sufficient blasting materials, and both vertical and horizontal rock crushers.
I believe the verse says 'Ask and ye shall receive', but it doesn't say what ye shall receive. My guess would be a big old box of disappointment.
Yes, it applies to Islam as well as to Christianity - the results of intense praying are exactly equal in both faiths.
Allah is, in fact, a girl. Specifically, Allah is a psychotic lesbian trying to strap-fuck the Middle East to tears.
Boru
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