LMAO! You are house-sitting and horny, and a CLOCK was the best thing to fuck that you could find lying around?! Don't these people have pets, for god's sake?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Wiser words were never spoken.