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Drive-thru ashes!
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RE: Drive-thru ashes!
(March 17, 2011 at 9:43 am)Thor Wrote:
(March 17, 2011 at 6:08 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Sounds like a hindu practice to me...typical...xtians can't do anything original Dodgy

What next...'Drive through confessions' ??? Only in America Rolleyes

Drive-thru confessions? Not a bad idea! You could drive around to the back of the church where they would have a menu board. It could look like this:

1) Adultery
2) Stealing
3) Lying
4) Cheating
5) Fighting
6) Swearing
etc....

Then the driver pulls up and speaks into the microphone. The conversation could go something like this:

"Welcome to St. Shithead's. What is your sin?"

"I'd like to confess to two number threes, one number two and sixteen number sixes."

"Very well. Please pull around to the window for your pennance."

The driver would then pull up to a side window where the priest would hand the driver a computer printout detailing the sinner's pennance.

Next!

Fast and efficient!

I would love to record and broadcast the confessions to show how bad Christians can be, and they call us non-religious immoral Sleepy
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Messages In This Thread
Drive-thru ashes! - by Thor - March 10, 2011 at 1:34 pm
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by Welsh cake - March 10, 2011 at 2:32 pm
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by Thor - March 10, 2011 at 3:01 pm
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by Ashendant - March 10, 2011 at 7:30 pm
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by Jax - March 13, 2011 at 1:29 am
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by theVOID - March 10, 2011 at 2:33 pm
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by Welsh cake - March 10, 2011 at 2:44 pm
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by Minimalist - March 10, 2011 at 3:07 pm
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by Dotard - March 10, 2011 at 5:09 pm
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by ozgoat - March 10, 2011 at 5:58 pm
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by Thor - March 10, 2011 at 6:23 pm
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by ozgoat - March 10, 2011 at 7:42 pm
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by Thor - March 11, 2011 at 10:35 am
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by padraic - March 10, 2011 at 6:22 pm
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by KichigaiNeko - March 11, 2011 at 3:09 am
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by The Skeptic - March 15, 2011 at 5:55 pm
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by Thor - March 16, 2011 at 9:43 am
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by KichigaiNeko - March 17, 2011 at 6:08 am
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by Thor - March 17, 2011 at 9:43 am
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by Jax - March 18, 2011 at 8:25 am
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by Thor - March 18, 2011 at 9:23 am
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by Jax - March 19, 2011 at 5:33 am
RE: Drive-thru ashes! - by Thor - March 21, 2011 at 9:58 am

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