(April 5, 2016 at 10:08 am)Losty Wrote: I don't know how to tell adults to keep their hands to themselves without sounding like a sarcastic patronizing asshole. Halp.
Highlight the absurdity by mentioning you don't want to come across as a sarcastic patronizing asshole, it'll probably get most of them on your side. And the ones that don't probably need to be patronised.