I'll pay you $50 to haul it away. You get the contents as well: an assortment of garden tools in various stages of decrepitude; half a tin of paint that was there when we moved in, and is now hardened to the consistency a tax assessor's heart; a collection of cobwebs guaranteed to make you the envy of every spider in your neighbourhood; and (best for last) the skeletons of several smallish animals. Might be rodents, might be lizards.
How soon can you come and collect it?
Boru
How soon can you come and collect it?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax