(May 4, 2016 at 9:13 pm)IATIA Wrote:(May 4, 2016 at 8:34 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Best? A woman's thighs. You won't care about mowing.
One, she will cost more than a good set of headphones.
Two, you can turn the headphones off.
Three, you will still end up mowing the lawn but now without headphones.
Find a woman with a goat.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.