Game time!

[Edwardo Piet]

I shouldn't be too hard on myself.

Let's weigh up the pros and cons here:

Pros:

I completed the challenge.

I had the ingenuity to finish the 'M' with some soap when the toothpaste ran out.

I can survive a few days without brushing my teeth.

My bedroom smells nice and minty now.

Cons:

Even for a drunken turtle that's some messy fucking writing.

I clearly have all the artistic talent of a stick of celery.

I wasted all 3 tubes of toothpaste and 1 and a half toilet rolls.

I wasted quite a lot of soap too.

I somehow managed to get my towel messy with toothpaste and that has to go in the wash now.

I almost blocked my toilet with toilet paper.

I missed an opportunity to make millions upon millions with modern art because I've cleaned it all up now.

The 'M' in 'Ham' looks like a turtle's abortion.

Hammy