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I am Jesus
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 7:00 am
(May 11, 2016 at 2:03 am)Love333 Wrote: I am Jesus, I have come to save you from your sins.

I have come because we are still in the age of Pisces and we must change our ways so we can finally enter the age of Aquarius again.
I am working to stay completely pure for you. Remember - you are my equal and I love you

Ask me anything Smile

Dodgy Wacky STFU

You know, they make meds for people like you. You should talk to your other personalities about this. I'm sure they'd all be very disappointed in you right now.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
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I am Jesus

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I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 11, 2016 at 2:03 am
RE: I am Jesus - by KevinM1 - May 11, 2016 at 2:06 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 11, 2016 at 2:34 am
RE: I am Jesus - by KevinM1 - May 11, 2016 at 2:39 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 11, 2016 at 2:51 am
RE: I am Jesus - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 11, 2016 at 3:21 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 11, 2016 at 3:45 am
RE: I am Jesus - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 11, 2016 at 3:52 am
RE: I am Jesus - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - May 11, 2016 at 6:39 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 11, 2016 at 10:50 am
RE: I am Jesus - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 11, 2016 at 11:50 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Alex K - May 11, 2016 at 3:43 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 11, 2016 at 4:01 am
RE: I am Jesus - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 11, 2016 at 4:15 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Alex K - May 11, 2016 at 4:40 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Losty - May 11, 2016 at 8:40 am
RE: I am Jesus - by The Valkyrie - May 11, 2016 at 8:44 am
RE: I am Jesus - by KevinM1 - May 11, 2016 at 10:41 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Joods - May 11, 2016 at 7:09 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Alex K - May 11, 2016 at 2:49 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Joods - May 11, 2016 at 7:06 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Jackalope - May 11, 2016 at 2:07 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Aroura - May 11, 2016 at 2:27 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Aegon - May 12, 2016 at 6:08 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Jackalope - May 12, 2016 at 9:50 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Alex K - May 11, 2016 at 2:07 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Jackalope - May 11, 2016 at 2:10 am
RE: I am Jesus - by LadyForCamus - May 11, 2016 at 8:36 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Brian37 - May 12, 2016 at 5:57 am
RE: I am Jesus - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 11, 2016 at 2:12 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Jackalope - May 11, 2016 at 2:14 am
RE: I am Jesus - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 11, 2016 at 2:15 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Aroura - May 11, 2016 at 2:17 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Minimalist - May 11, 2016 at 2:21 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Athene - May 11, 2016 at 2:24 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Minimalist - May 11, 2016 at 2:25 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Minimalist - May 11, 2016 at 2:27 am
RE: I am Jesus - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 2:30 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 11, 2016 at 2:47 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Joods - May 11, 2016 at 7:07 am
RE: I am Jesus - by SteelCurtain - May 11, 2016 at 2:36 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 2:53 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Athene - May 11, 2016 at 3:14 am
RE: I am Jesus - by rexbeccarox - May 11, 2016 at 3:08 am
RE: I am Jesus - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 3:12 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Joods - May 11, 2016 at 7:10 am
RE: I am Jesus - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 3:22 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 3:23 am
RE: I am Jesus - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 3:48 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ApeNotKillApe - May 11, 2016 at 4:13 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Minimalist - May 11, 2016 at 6:55 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - May 11, 2016 at 7:09 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Homeless Nutter - May 11, 2016 at 4:47 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 11, 2016 at 5:25 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ApeNotKillApe - May 11, 2016 at 5:29 am
RE: I am Jesus - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 6:06 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Homeless Nutter - May 11, 2016 at 6:58 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Alex K - May 11, 2016 at 7:00 am
RE: I am Jesus - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 11, 2016 at 11:52 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Crossless1 - May 11, 2016 at 12:00 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Jackalope - May 12, 2016 at 1:08 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 12, 2016 at 1:32 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Red_Wind - May 11, 2016 at 5:26 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Alex K - May 11, 2016 at 5:30 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ApeNotKillApe - May 11, 2016 at 5:33 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 6:46 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Joods - May 11, 2016 at 7:00 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 7:19 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Joods - May 11, 2016 at 7:19 am
RE: I am Jesus - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 7:37 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 7:46 am
RE: I am Jesus - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 7:53 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 8:19 am
RE: I am Jesus - by LastPoet - May 11, 2016 at 8:25 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 8:28 am
RE: I am Jesus - by The Valkyrie - May 11, 2016 at 8:33 am
RE: I am Jesus - by LadyForCamus - May 11, 2016 at 8:34 am
RE: I am Jesus - by The Valkyrie - May 11, 2016 at 8:39 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Hmmm? - May 11, 2016 at 8:41 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 11, 2016 at 6:17 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 12, 2016 at 12:55 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 12, 2016 at 1:08 am
RE: I am Jesus - by rexbeccarox - May 12, 2016 at 1:13 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 12, 2016 at 1:28 am
RE: I am Jesus - by rexbeccarox - May 12, 2016 at 1:36 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 12, 2016 at 1:36 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Hmmm? - May 12, 2016 at 7:59 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 11, 2016 at 6:21 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Edwardo Piet - May 11, 2016 at 9:52 am
RE: I am Jesus - by account_inactive - May 11, 2016 at 9:55 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Alex K - May 11, 2016 at 9:56 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Ben Davis - May 11, 2016 at 10:01 am
RE: I am Jesus - by TheRealJoeFish - May 11, 2016 at 10:24 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Alex K - May 11, 2016 at 12:26 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Rhondazvous - May 11, 2016 at 5:03 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Homeless Nutter - May 11, 2016 at 12:45 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Alex K - May 11, 2016 at 12:48 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by downbeatplumb - May 11, 2016 at 1:40 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by robvalue - May 11, 2016 at 12:52 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Rhondazvous - May 11, 2016 at 5:15 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Joods - May 11, 2016 at 1:31 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Losty - May 11, 2016 at 1:32 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Minimalist - May 11, 2016 at 1:44 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 11, 2016 at 2:44 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by KevinM1 - May 11, 2016 at 2:45 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Jenny A - May 11, 2016 at 3:18 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 11, 2016 at 5:28 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 11, 2016 at 6:36 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by dyresand - May 11, 2016 at 3:23 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Crossless1 - May 11, 2016 at 3:32 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Faith No More - May 11, 2016 at 3:52 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by rexbeccarox - May 11, 2016 at 3:57 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by drfuzzy - May 11, 2016 at 6:40 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 12, 2016 at 12:51 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 12, 2016 at 1:03 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Rhondazvous - May 13, 2016 at 9:03 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Iroscato - May 11, 2016 at 7:12 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Jenny A - May 11, 2016 at 8:33 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Losty - May 11, 2016 at 10:35 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Angrboda - May 11, 2016 at 10:46 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by J a c k - May 11, 2016 at 10:54 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by rexbeccarox - May 11, 2016 at 11:17 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by J a c k - May 11, 2016 at 11:21 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by rexbeccarox - May 11, 2016 at 11:38 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 11:20 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by J a c k - May 11, 2016 at 11:24 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 11, 2016 at 11:30 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by J a c k - May 11, 2016 at 11:38 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 12, 2016 at 12:38 am
RE: I am Jesus - by rexbeccarox - May 12, 2016 at 12:52 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Alex K - May 12, 2016 at 12:53 am
RE: I am Jesus - by robvalue - May 12, 2016 at 1:54 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Jackalope - May 12, 2016 at 1:13 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Jackalope - May 12, 2016 at 1:17 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Jackalope - May 12, 2016 at 1:41 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Alex K - May 12, 2016 at 2:16 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Joods - May 12, 2016 at 5:28 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 12, 2016 at 5:32 am
RE: I am Jesus - by robvalue - May 12, 2016 at 5:56 am
RE: I am Jesus - by I_am_not_mafia - May 12, 2016 at 6:22 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Alex K - May 12, 2016 at 6:25 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Joods - May 12, 2016 at 6:32 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Brian37 - May 16, 2016 at 3:44 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 12, 2016 at 8:47 am
RE: I am Jesus - by I_am_not_mafia - May 12, 2016 at 8:50 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Ben Davis - May 12, 2016 at 11:36 am
RE: I am Jesus - by brewer - May 12, 2016 at 12:27 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Edwardo Piet - May 12, 2016 at 1:56 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by LastPoet - May 12, 2016 at 2:10 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 12, 2016 at 8:11 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Silver - May 12, 2016 at 8:12 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by brewer - May 12, 2016 at 9:19 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 12, 2016 at 9:22 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 12, 2016 at 9:47 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 12, 2016 at 10:27 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 13, 2016 at 2:14 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 13, 2016 at 3:56 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 12, 2016 at 9:57 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Ravenshire - May 12, 2016 at 11:46 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Ravenshire - May 12, 2016 at 11:22 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Joods - May 13, 2016 at 3:59 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Jackalope - May 13, 2016 at 10:06 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 13, 2016 at 4:13 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Alex K - May 13, 2016 at 4:48 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Ben Davis - May 13, 2016 at 4:51 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Homeless Nutter - May 13, 2016 at 5:10 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Jackalope - May 13, 2016 at 10:07 am
RE: I am Jesus - by brewer - May 13, 2016 at 2:08 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Joods - May 13, 2016 at 9:20 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 13, 2016 at 9:52 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Jackalope - May 15, 2016 at 4:21 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Rhondazvous - May 13, 2016 at 9:06 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 13, 2016 at 9:24 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Rhondazvous - May 13, 2016 at 10:05 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Angrboda - May 13, 2016 at 5:47 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 14, 2016 at 12:01 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Ravenshire - May 14, 2016 at 10:02 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Joods - May 14, 2016 at 1:39 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Edwardo Piet - May 14, 2016 at 10:52 am
I am Jesus - by KUSA - May 14, 2016 at 9:53 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 16, 2016 at 4:40 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Ben Davis - May 16, 2016 at 5:11 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by The Valkyrie - May 16, 2016 at 6:32 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 16, 2016 at 7:33 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Ravenshire - May 17, 2016 at 10:26 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 17, 2016 at 11:21 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by The Valkyrie - May 15, 2016 at 3:48 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Edwardo Piet - May 15, 2016 at 4:11 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by The Valkyrie - May 15, 2016 at 4:14 pm
I am Jesus - by KUSA - May 15, 2016 at 4:59 pm
I am Jesus - by KUSA - May 16, 2016 at 5:07 pm
I am Jesus - by KUSA - May 16, 2016 at 5:35 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - May 16, 2016 at 6:45 pm
I am Jesus - by KUSA - May 16, 2016 at 8:30 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 17, 2016 at 7:24 am
I am Jesus - by KUSA - May 17, 2016 at 8:41 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 17, 2016 at 1:25 pm
I am Jesus - by KUSA - May 17, 2016 at 1:37 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by drfuzzy - May 17, 2016 at 1:42 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 17, 2016 at 2:23 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by drfuzzy - May 17, 2016 at 3:51 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by J a c k - May 17, 2016 at 7:38 pm
I am Jesus - by KUSA - May 17, 2016 at 7:54 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by J a c k - May 17, 2016 at 8:34 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Jackalope - May 17, 2016 at 8:34 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Hmmm? - May 17, 2016 at 8:41 pm
I am Jesus - by KUSA - May 17, 2016 at 8:48 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 17, 2016 at 10:12 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Hmmm? - May 17, 2016 at 9:07 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by The Valkyrie - May 17, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by dyresand - May 18, 2016 at 12:19 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 18, 2016 at 5:46 pm
I am Jesus - by KUSA - May 18, 2016 at 6:01 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 18, 2016 at 6:59 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Athene - May 18, 2016 at 6:06 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by dom.donald - May 18, 2016 at 7:59 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Socratic Meth Head - May 18, 2016 at 8:09 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 18, 2016 at 8:59 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Socratic Meth Head - May 18, 2016 at 9:02 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Ravenshire - May 18, 2016 at 11:07 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by brewer - May 18, 2016 at 11:25 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 19, 2016 at 12:57 am
I am Jesus - by KUSA - May 18, 2016 at 8:22 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by The Valkyrie - May 18, 2016 at 8:33 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Silver - May 19, 2016 at 12:59 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 19, 2016 at 1:04 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Homeless Nutter - May 19, 2016 at 5:38 am
RE: I am Jesus - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 19, 2016 at 5:49 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Cyberman - May 19, 2016 at 5:50 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Jackalope - May 19, 2016 at 7:25 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Gemini - May 19, 2016 at 7:32 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Jackalope - May 19, 2016 at 7:48 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Gemini - May 19, 2016 at 8:23 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Silver - May 19, 2016 at 1:28 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 19, 2016 at 2:08 am
RE: I am Jesus - by TheRocketSurgeon - May 19, 2016 at 2:23 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 19, 2016 at 5:33 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Cyberman - May 19, 2016 at 5:48 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Cyberman - May 19, 2016 at 7:36 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Edwardo Piet - May 19, 2016 at 5:50 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Joods - May 19, 2016 at 5:50 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Joods - May 19, 2016 at 5:50 am
RE: I am Jesus - by J a c k - May 19, 2016 at 7:23 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Socratic Meth Head - May 19, 2016 at 7:44 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 19, 2016 at 9:21 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Ravenshire - May 20, 2016 at 10:44 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by drfuzzy - May 19, 2016 at 7:46 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 19, 2016 at 9:35 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by dyresand - May 19, 2016 at 9:43 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 19, 2016 at 9:57 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by dyresand - May 19, 2016 at 9:29 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by account_inactive - May 19, 2016 at 10:18 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Cyberman - May 19, 2016 at 10:49 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by dyresand - May 19, 2016 at 11:00 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Cyberman - May 19, 2016 at 11:41 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Love333 - May 20, 2016 at 1:33 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Cyberman - May 20, 2016 at 6:11 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Homeless Nutter - May 20, 2016 at 6:21 am
RE: I am Jesus - by dyresand - May 20, 2016 at 9:24 am
RE: I am Jesus - by KevinM1 - May 20, 2016 at 3:49 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by Joods - May 20, 2016 at 5:14 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Cyberman - May 20, 2016 at 6:10 am
RE: I am Jesus - by ignoramus - May 20, 2016 at 6:57 am
RE: I am Jesus - by maestroanth - May 20, 2016 at 7:04 am
RE: I am Jesus - by drfuzzy - May 20, 2016 at 9:29 am
RE: I am Jesus - by Cyberman - May 20, 2016 at 3:53 pm
RE: I am Jesus - by brewer - May 21, 2016 at 2:20 am

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