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Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness....
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RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness....
(April 12, 2011 at 1:54 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: Not only will I kindly give you the page number, I will also kindly give you the quote, and also kindly put it in bold for you.
Wel That IS very kind of you.
(April 12, 2011 at 1:54 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: Somehow I have the feeling you will not kindly admit that I was right though...just a hunch. You'll find a way to justify DickDawk's views on the subject since he has become a Christ figure to the Atheistic religion.
Your requirements for a "christ figure" must be pretty low or generic for you to consider someone like Dawkins to be equal to your Christ. "Atheistic Religion"?!?! LMFAO..WUT?! Perhaps we should later discuss my bald hair color? "DickDawk"? Big Grin I like playing with words too. I call a Vagina a "Va Jay Jay" and I call Jesus "Jebus".
(April 12, 2011 at 1:54 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: On page 355 (off of google books) of "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins
*Pulls out copy of "DickDawk's God Derusion" and blows dust off of it*
Damn, I remember not caring much for this book. It means something to Waldorf, so I guess I will go along
(April 12, 2011 at 1:54 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: "Nevertheless, it is clearly unjust to visit upon all pedophiles a vengeance appropriate to the tiny minority who are also murderers. All three of the boarding schools I attended employed teachers whose affection for small boys overstepped the bounds of propriety. That was indeed reprehensible. Nevertheless if, fifty years on, they had been hounded by vigilantes or lawyers as no better than child murderers, I should have felt obliged to come to their defense, even as the victim of one of them (an embarrassing but otherwise harmless experience)."
I dont see it in my copy of my book. Damn, I guess I have to go over to google books. I prefer to have the real thing in my hand, and not some cut and paste crap from the net.

Quick question..did you read the book or did you get this cut and paste from some web site?

Ah, here it is in full context



Well I'll be a monkey's uncle dipped in pig shit! He's right!! It is in there! Well, I guess that settles it Min.. you have gone against our Lord and Savior DickDawk's words. You must repent or lose your place in atheist nothingness and be sent to torment in Christian Heaven. May nothing have mercy on your non-existant soul.

The context of DickDawk's line of thinking is that he wants people to chill the fuck out and stop grabbing their pitch forks. He also points out that it is easy for people to concoct memories. He also points out that child murderers are worse than child molestors, and that the people going after these priests act as if they were murderers with the zeal they hunt them down with. Honestly Waldorf, I am not sure what you are trying to say. Could you be a bit more specific?

Waldorf Wrote:Well according to Richard Dawkins in the God Delusion, child molestation is nothing more than an "embarrassing but otherwise harmless experience". So maybe the Priest should be allowed to work and not be sanctioned at all, according to DickDawk's warped views on morality of course.
Okay, now you are more specific..umm...What you say, and what you posted seem to agree, but when I read the entire page in context it seems like you just cherry picked.

Do you care to clarify?
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Messages In This Thread
Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Minimalist - April 12, 2011 at 12:37 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by OnlyNatural - April 12, 2011 at 2:16 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by OnlyNatural - April 12, 2011 at 3:08 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Jaysyn - April 13, 2011 at 3:50 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by OnlyNatural - April 13, 2011 at 3:58 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Zen Badger - April 15, 2011 at 6:31 am
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Tiberius - April 12, 2011 at 8:53 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Tiberius - April 13, 2011 at 7:26 am
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Anomalocaris - April 13, 2011 at 12:12 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by reverendjeremiah - April 12, 2011 at 5:48 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Zen Badger - April 13, 2011 at 7:45 am
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Minimalist - April 12, 2011 at 3:55 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Rwandrall - April 12, 2011 at 6:03 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by padraic - April 12, 2011 at 7:58 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Skipper - April 12, 2011 at 9:00 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Cinjin - April 12, 2011 at 9:45 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Skipper - April 12, 2011 at 10:00 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Tiberius - April 12, 2011 at 10:07 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Skipper - April 12, 2011 at 9:08 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Skipper - April 12, 2011 at 9:18 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Skipper - April 12, 2011 at 9:29 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by HeyItsZeus - April 12, 2011 at 9:34 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Jaysyn - April 13, 2011 at 1:40 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Skipper - April 12, 2011 at 9:37 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Minimalist - April 12, 2011 at 9:45 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Cinjin - April 12, 2011 at 10:39 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by HeyItsZeus - April 13, 2011 at 3:48 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by OnlyNatural - April 13, 2011 at 8:01 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by OnlyNatural - April 13, 2011 at 9:39 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by HeyItsZeus - April 13, 2011 at 10:03 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Shell B - April 13, 2011 at 11:37 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by HeyItsZeus - April 14, 2011 at 9:20 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by HeyItsZeus - April 15, 2011 at 3:39 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Shell B - April 15, 2011 at 8:24 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Zen Badger - April 16, 2011 at 6:20 am
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Shell B - April 15, 2011 at 3:22 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Shell B - April 15, 2011 at 8:18 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Shell B - April 15, 2011 at 8:34 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by theVOID - April 14, 2011 at 10:44 am
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Shell B - April 15, 2011 at 3:27 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by HeyItsZeus - April 14, 2011 at 7:59 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Minimalist - April 15, 2011 at 5:48 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Zen Badger - April 19, 2011 at 8:20 am
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Shell B - April 19, 2011 at 9:01 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Zen Badger - April 20, 2011 at 7:00 am
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by padraic - April 19, 2011 at 1:28 am
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Violet - April 19, 2011 at 9:47 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Shell B - April 19, 2011 at 9:49 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Violet - April 19, 2011 at 10:09 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Minimalist - April 19, 2011 at 9:39 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Shell B - April 19, 2011 at 9:48 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Shell B - April 19, 2011 at 10:07 pm
RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness.... - by Violet - April 20, 2011 at 1:49 am

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