I think you're often pretty funny. You just have a particular style of wit. No one's style of wit is going to amuse everyone.
More importantly, it's not your job to make us laugh. It doesn't define your purpose or worth if you do or don't.
Were I you, I'd focus more on trying to be less self-conscious about how others perceive you. Also, keep in mind that it's okay to have detractors, just not yourself. And that many of us here like you a great deal.
(However, I don't want to hear much more about mayonnaise. Not funny to me.)
More importantly, it's not your job to make us laugh. It doesn't define your purpose or worth if you do or don't.
Were I you, I'd focus more on trying to be less self-conscious about how others perceive you. Also, keep in mind that it's okay to have detractors, just not yourself. And that many of us here like you a great deal.
(However, I don't want to hear much more about mayonnaise. Not funny to me.)
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.