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Another Gump Thread
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Another Gump Thread
[Image: chocolates_tsdlg.jpg]

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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RE: Another Gump Thread
The forum is like a box of chocolates, that have been left in the trunk of your car for about eighteen months. Wink
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RE: Another Gump Thread
(May 15, 2019 at 1:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: chocolates_tsdlg.jpg]

Boru
He said life is like a box of chocolates you don't know what you'll get.
But chocolate boxes have pictures with descriptions of the chocolates contents.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Another Gump Thread
(May 15, 2019 at 1:25 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(May 15, 2019 at 1:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: chocolates_tsdlg.jpg]

Boru
He said life is like a box of chocolates you don't know what you'll get.
But chocolate boxes have pictures with descriptions of the chocolates contents.
But could he read? Razz
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RE: Another Gump Thread
(May 15, 2019 at 1:26 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(May 15, 2019 at 1:25 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: He said life is like a box of chocolates you don't know what you'll get.
But chocolate boxes have pictures with descriptions of the chocolates contents.
But could he read?  Razz

Perhaps he was "home Schooled".



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Another Gump Thread
(May 15, 2019 at 1:27 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(May 15, 2019 at 1:26 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: But could he read?  Razz

Perhaps he was "home Schooled".

Certainly an accredited educational institution.
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RE: Another Gump Thread
(May 15, 2019 at 1:25 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(May 15, 2019 at 1:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: chocolates_tsdlg.jpg]

Boru
He said life is like a box of chocolates you don't know what you'll get.
But chocolate boxes have pictures with descriptions of the chocolates contents.
His mamma probably took the top off before giving it to him. Adorable as he was, intelligence was his dump stat.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Another Gump Thread
He ended up dealing in shrimp. Not much variety, just some bigger than others.
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(May 16, 2019 at 8:50 am)chimp3 Wrote: He ended up dealing in shrimp. Not much variety, just some bigger than others.
My first wife was into what she called "punny food". One of her dishes was Gumbo Shrimp.
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RE: Another Gump Thread
I'll have the turkish delight!

(bites into most of them, put them back)

I'll keep the fudge for Kit... I'm considerate like that.

Big Grin
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