The Pet Peeves Thread

[Losty]

So...I was walking out the door 30 minutes early when my newborn shit out of his diaper, down his legs, up his back into his hair, and filling his car seat...in the time I was using to clean him up my 1 year old spilled a sack of flour into the living room floor and cracked several raw eggs into it because she thought a cake would make me feel better and just as I got that cleared up the baby started crying...a clue to my boobs that we wouldn't be able to nurse in the car right before we went in because it's time to feed the baby right now....if that's not a valid excuse then I'm afraid I'd just as well not ever make plans with someone who doesn't understand my life.