RE: Pastafarian Monastery
May 28, 2016 at 10:39 am
(This post was last modified: May 28, 2016 at 10:40 am by Heatheness.)
(May 27, 2016 at 2:41 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: I was thinking what would Pastafarian Monastery look like? Their monks could idle away time by laying in their their pajama whole day long and pretend they believe in some fantasy lies that science has debunked - pretty much like Catholic, Buddhist and other monks do. They could watch TV and play some gaming console for few hours a day and go for a stroll, but no sex! Because to to have sex means that they're actually doing something that even remotely resembles having some responsibly in life. So if it is found out they were smooching they get expelled for 2 years.
Like all religions they could collect money by donations, because since they're living a lazy life they don't need that much resources plus they don't pay tax anyway. They could also earn money by posting how they live on internet and collect add revenues.
What do you think?
This is my Pastafarian fantasy.
![[Image: Pasta-Station-w.-Chefs.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=springfieldcc.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F03%2FPasta-Station-w.-Chefs.jpg)
(May 28, 2016 at 10:18 am)Mamacita Wrote: But...
the book of the holy spaghetti monster says there's plenty of sex in pasta heaven. Yes, there's a book, and yes, it does say that. Wouldn't the monks be practicing sex as holy rituals then?
I am absolutely for "plenty of sex" in pasta heaven.
