(May 31, 2016 at 8:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(May 31, 2016 at 8:12 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I lost my virginity to a pummeled cantaloupe. I'm not sure what the farmer did to it after.
I knew a woman who lost her virginity to lego.
Is that a nick name for an amputee?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.