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RE: The Contract
April 19, 2011 at 1:36 pm
(April 19, 2011 at 12:04 am)Red_Baron Wrote: *feels dead inside

Nothing that meaningless sex cant easily fix. You are 17! When I was 17 I was dry humping the air everytime a stiff breeze rubbed me the right way. Get in good with the ladies at the church. Statistics DO NOT LIE. There has to be at least ONE sex fiend female in every church.

When I was going to bible study as a teenager (even though I prefered polytheism and the occult at the time), I worked my way through every single female in that group. Some I scored with, some I got first or second base. It didnt mater. I really didnt care much for the bible at the time. I was there to get pussy and make my mother happy...and I WILLINGLY did it, without her even asking me. I was on my mothers happy list for 2 straight years because of that.

Make this work for you man. I know you can do it. Besides, you will get a crash course lesson on acting, and you might even get some trim on the side if you play your cards right.
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The Contract - by Red_Baron - April 18, 2011 at 6:09 pm
RE: The Contract - by Rhizomorph13 - April 18, 2011 at 6:42 pm
RE: The Contract - by Cinjin - April 18, 2011 at 7:16 pm
RE: The Contract - by Rhizomorph13 - April 18, 2011 at 7:39 pm
RE: The Contract - by padraic - April 18, 2011 at 7:55 pm
RE: The Contract - by Minimalist - April 18, 2011 at 8:25 pm
RE: The Contract - by reverendjeremiah - April 18, 2011 at 8:46 pm
RE: The Contract - by Minimalist - April 18, 2011 at 9:11 pm
RE: The Contract - by Rhizomorph13 - April 18, 2011 at 9:32 pm
RE: The Contract - by Minimalist - April 18, 2011 at 9:54 pm
RE: The Contract - by Rhizomorph13 - April 18, 2011 at 10:05 pm
RE: The Contract - by Minimalist - April 19, 2011 at 12:04 am
RE: The Contract - by Red_Baron - April 19, 2011 at 12:04 am
RE: The Contract - by Minimalist - April 19, 2011 at 11:35 am
RE: The Contract - by reverendjeremiah - April 19, 2011 at 1:36 pm
RE: The Contract - by reverendjeremiah - April 19, 2011 at 12:30 am
RE: The Contract - by Doubting Thomas - April 19, 2011 at 11:56 am
RE: The Contract - by Rainydays - April 20, 2011 at 9:46 am
RE: The Contract - by reverendjeremiah - April 20, 2011 at 1:40 pm
RE: The Contract - by Godschild - April 21, 2011 at 1:18 am
RE: The Contract - by reverendjeremiah - April 21, 2011 at 12:44 pm
RE: The Contract - by Godschild - April 21, 2011 at 11:39 pm
RE: The Contract - by reverendjeremiah - April 23, 2011 at 11:25 pm
RE: The Contract - by Rhizomorph13 - April 20, 2011 at 10:41 am
RE: The Contract - by Doubting Thomas - April 20, 2011 at 11:08 am
RE: The Contract - by Doubting Thomas - April 21, 2011 at 9:51 am
RE: The Contract - by Red_Baron - April 21, 2011 at 3:34 pm
RE: The Contract - by Faith No More - April 21, 2011 at 6:38 pm
RE: The Contract - by Doubting Thomas - April 21, 2011 at 11:34 pm
RE: The Contract - by Minimalist - April 22, 2011 at 12:22 am
RE: The Contract - by Godschild - April 22, 2011 at 10:00 am
RE: The Contract - by Doubting Thomas - April 22, 2011 at 12:26 pm
RE: The Contract - by downbeatplumb - April 22, 2011 at 12:57 pm
RE: The Contract - by tackattack - April 22, 2011 at 1:30 am
RE: The Contract - by padraic - April 22, 2011 at 1:44 am
RE: The Contract - by tackattack - April 22, 2011 at 1:54 am
RE: The Contract - by Doubting Thomas - April 22, 2011 at 5:32 pm
RE: The Contract - by Doubting Thomas - April 25, 2011 at 12:52 pm
RE: The Contract - by reverendjeremiah - April 25, 2011 at 1:01 pm
RE: The Contract - by Rwandrall - April 25, 2011 at 2:48 pm
RE: The Contract - by Doubting Thomas - April 25, 2011 at 3:41 pm
RE: The Contract - by Rhizomorph13 - April 25, 2011 at 3:53 pm
RE: The Contract - by Red_Baron - April 26, 2011 at 10:17 pm
RE: The Contract - by reverendjeremiah - April 26, 2011 at 10:26 pm
RE: The Contract - by Cinjin - April 26, 2011 at 11:53 pm

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