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No Deal, Edmonds
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No Deal, Edmonds
Just saw this in my FB trending news feed and for one blissful moment I thought it was another 'celebrity' death, or maybe a Yewtree thing. Then I clicked it.

Noel Edmonds: 'Negative Attitude' Caused Man's Cancer

Quote:Noel Edmonds has become involved in a Twitter row with a man who he suggested had cancer because of his "negative attitude".

The Deal Or No Deal presenter has been praising a machine he uses which is said to stimulate "cellular resonance" in the body.

He claims the EMPpad, which uses pulsed electromagnetic field therapy (PEMF), "slows ageing, reduces pain, lifts depression" among other benefits.

But @VaunEarl, whose Twitter biography says he has kidney cancer, lymph node metastases and psoriatic arthritis, called the machine "quackery".

"This sort of quackery should be illegal if it isn't already," he wrote.

Quote:"I think Noel Edmonds should stick to what he's good at. Presenting quiz shows and beard trimming, rather than curing cancer."

Quote:Edmonds fired back: "Scientific fact-disease is caused by negative energy. Is it possible your ill health is caused by your negative attitude? #explore".

Seriously, we lost Victoria Wood, Ronnie Corbett and Frank Kelly (and Gareth "Blake" Thomas), but had to get stuck with this sanctimonious shit?
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No Deal, Edmonds - by Cyberman - June 7, 2016 at 7:26 pm
RE: No Deal, Edmonds - by The Valkyrie - June 7, 2016 at 8:26 pm
RE: No Deal, Edmonds - by AFTT47 - June 7, 2016 at 9:56 pm
RE: No Deal, Edmonds - by brewer - June 7, 2016 at 9:38 pm
RE: No Deal, Edmonds - by The Valkyrie - June 7, 2016 at 9:42 pm
RE: No Deal, Edmonds - by brewer - June 7, 2016 at 9:45 pm
RE: No Deal, Edmonds - by zebo-the-fat - June 8, 2016 at 1:31 pm

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