To circumcise or not to circumcise?

[emjay]

Wow, I never knew any of this until now. It's such a shame that so many people have had an important and natural part of themselves removed, for no good reason, leaving them having to jump through all these hoops when what it should be is a perfectly easy and natural process... just grab it and rub up and down... letting the foreskin do the work of stimulating the glans.

Ah emjay. In some other place in time and space.

Wait, now I get the need of americans to lube up for masturbation. I always thought Americans were masturbating more than I did in my teen years, thats why the lube. I only got a few blisters in my youth, going dry and all that with palmita del mano derecha.

Never have I wanted to believe in the 'many worlds' interpretation of quantum physics more than I do now 

I still can't imagine using lube for it... the whole point is being able to get a grip... but with that I'm sure I'd keep hitting myself in the face