To circumcise or not to circumcise?

[Losty]

Really - that's an argument? "Cleaner look"? Pray tell - how does one measure the "cleanliness" of a look of a penis? Because it sounds like an arbitrary  value judgement to me - the kind of rationalization someone would make up, if they wanted to justify a preconceived notion, with no actual facts available. Personally - I think cut d*ck looks sad, ugly, unnatural, and dirty - not only because people, who had it done seem to think, that they don't have to wash it now, but also because the head scrapes against dirty underwear all the time...

But hey - whatever helps you sleep at night, without the urge to punch your mom in the mouth for mutilating your body ...

Cut dicks look like naked cats, I can confirm.

Cut and uncut penises look like really big earthworms either with or without a turtleneck.

Which I must say is the best part about uncircumcised. You can make him hide inside his turtleneck and then pop up to say hello and then scruff the whole thing up around his neck and make him say "brrr it's rather chilly outside today".

Caution: most men do not like this. If you're going to draw a smiley face, best to do it when he's sleeping and with a marker that won't irritate the skin.


*yes I know I'm weird