(April 24, 2011 at 11:58 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Sing rude words to the hymns, they all have a rude version believe me, ( I did that all he time at school).
Try and work out if you could get one of the girly christians to fuck you, everyone loves a challenge.
Basically play little games to help pass the time.
Games are good.
Me and my liddle sis used to have (silent) farting contests in church. I was about 6,she was about 3. One day sis tried too hard and shat herself. Daddy got cross and yelled and she cried. I farted.