Proving Yahweh is just so easy, as demonstrated by his many proofs.
Step 1: Blah blah blah
Step 2: Blah blah blah
Step 3: Therefore Jesus.
Here's my favorite:
Step 1: Wksaidhf lowha j rhtiuhs dfje ryhsadfjhaskjehtiuhd jartiuhadg iuowertykjh bdgfjhyo hq2w54kjhdfabiouy qtwe kijuhbadgf
Step 2: Nobody has ever disproved step 1.
Step 3: Threrefore, Jesus
Step 1: Blah blah blah
Step 2: Blah blah blah
Step 3: Therefore Jesus.
Here's my favorite:
Step 1: Wksaidhf lowha j rhtiuhs dfje ryhsadfjhaskjehtiuhd jartiuhadg iuowertykjh bdgfjhyo hq2w54kjhdfabiouy qtwe kijuhbadgf
Step 2: Nobody has ever disproved step 1.
Step 3: Threrefore, Jesus
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
