Zombies!

[Mister Agenda]

That's up to you.  If you think zombies got up and walked around Jerusalem then you are a True Asshole.  Your choice, pal.

I have no patience for stupidity.  And no need to make you feel good about being an idiot.

I think what Alpha Male's point was, is that they wouldn't have been zombies, they would have been completely alive, just like they were before they died. He's objecting to the habit many of us have of mocking resurrection stories by calling the people brought back to life, 'zombies'. The word 'zombie' implies they're reanimated corpses, not living people, which is unlikely to be what the Biblical authors had in mind. He's basically objecting to the mockery.

Please correct me if I'm misrepresenting you, AM.