I'm just saying this from personal experience: Just take the confirmation and just tell your parents to not expect much else from after it. Near my graduation from the Hell that was grade school, It was expected that I would get confirmed. We were coming close to severing all ties to that particular church anyway (partly due to increasingly irreconcilable differences, partly due to my having a shitty time, and partly because they were becoming increasingly corrupt), but we decided it would be best if I just got confirmed. It didn't mean anything to me except a boring hour in church and a Line 6 Variax guitar.
And, as soon as graduation ended, I only went back twice. Once for schadenfreude's sake when the pastor died and once to pick up some posters that the organist offered my mother (IIRC, a "Let it Be" poster and a chart of guitar chords)
And, as soon as graduation ended, I only went back twice. Once for schadenfreude's sake when the pastor died and once to pick up some posters that the organist offered my mother (IIRC, a "Let it Be" poster and a chart of guitar chords)
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
