Ask A Hymnalysist - Needing Community Perspective

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Poll: What is the Cringiest Christian Song From This List? This poll is closed.
Bringing In The Sheaves - Tennessee Ernie Ford	25.00%	1	25.00%
Trust and Obey - Just a Regular Hymn	0%	0	0%
Use Me Jesus - The Faith Tones	75.00%	3	75.00%
The Kiss of Heaven - Darlene Zschech	0%	0	0%
Total		4 vote(s)	100%

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Ask A Hymnalysist - Needing Community Perspective

T.J.

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RE: Ask A Hymnalysist - Needing Community Perspective

June 29, 2016 at 5:02 pm

You don't even have to look them up, these fall apart at the title.

'Bringing In The Sheaves' Papers? You're singing about papers?

'Trust and Obey' Uhh... hooray for slavery?

'Use Me Jesus' Just remember that BDSM means safe, sane, and consensual.

'The Kiss of Heaven' How does heaven kiss you? Or is this describing what happened to Jake in Blue Brothers?

I'm nitpicking as all hell, but that's part of the fun of being a critic.