Ask A Hymnalysist - Needing Community Perspective

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Poll: What is the Cringiest Christian Song From This List? This poll is closed.
Bringing In The Sheaves - Tennessee Ernie Ford	25.00%	1	25.00%
Trust and Obey - Just a Regular Hymn	0%	0	0%
Use Me Jesus - The Faith Tones	75.00%	3	75.00%
The Kiss of Heaven - Darlene Zschech	0%	0	0%
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Ask A Hymnalysist - Needing Community Perspective

hymnalysis Offline

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RE: Ask A Hymnalysist - Needing Community Perspective

June 29, 2016 at 5:40 pm

(June 29, 2016 at 5:02 pm)Ayen Wrote: You don't even have to look them up, these fall apart at the title.

'Bringing In The Sheaves'

Batches of Wheat used as a metaphor for converting batches of people to christianity

'Trust and Obey'

There is literally NO other way to be happy in Jesus lol

'Use Me Jesus'

look up the faith tones on google image search...hooooly shit

'The Kiss of Heaven'

Metaphorical fellatio for god and a new path in life....duh