Real Guns CAN Be Toys!!!

[Gawdzilla]

That's fine if you think that way, no problem here. However, I have a cousin who didn't want to get rained on while trying out his Christmas present, a new hunting rifle, so he opened the living room window and started firing at a bull's-eye painted on the side of his barn. His wife had to remind him that the cows were probably in there at the time, waiting to get milked.

I can't control stupid fucks... no one can. I do like to target shoot and shoot clays though. Always had guns, always kept them locked up in a safe. I believe in safety first.

I trained with a retired Marine, and it took me three months of hard work to earn the right to fire a gun. I also recall one time when we were lead into a room where there was a .45 and a holster. The instructor said, "They're all unloaded, holster them and belt up." Everybody who did so without checking themselves left that day for new assignments.