Hi!

[Little lunch]

Oooh I love mushrooms.

One of the tastiest foods ever.

The non-psychedelic kind is pretty nice too.

Joke.

Here's a tip for taking psychedelic mushrooms. Eat them whole.
If the trip comes on too strong you can spew up the rest without full effect.
Where I come from you just wait for rain, go to a cow paddock and pick them straight out of the cowshit.
If it's in the sun you get gold tops.
If it's in the shade you get blue meanies. They're are lot stronger.
Incidentally, I've never made more of a fool of myself then on these. :-)