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My Re-conversion
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My Re-conversion
Pokemon is my god now.


Sorry to disappoint anyone who looked up to me.


If you'd like to know more about how to invite Pokemon into your life as your personal lord and savior, PM me. Just beware of heretical schisms, like Team Valor and Team Instinct.


#TeamMystic #PokemonIsMyGodNow
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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My Re-conversion - by Redbeard The Pink - July 12, 2016 at 1:56 am
RE: My Re-conversion - by robvalue - July 12, 2016 at 2:03 am
RE: My Re-conversion - by brewer - July 12, 2016 at 9:31 am
RE: My Re-conversion - by Iroscato - July 12, 2016 at 11:35 am
RE: My Re-conversion - by brewer - July 12, 2016 at 1:06 pm
RE: My Re-conversion - by ReptilianPeon - July 13, 2016 at 11:00 am
RE: My Re-conversion - by Athene - July 13, 2016 at 4:46 pm
RE: My Re-conversion - by J a c k - July 13, 2016 at 10:37 pm
RE: My Re-conversion - by The Valkyrie - July 13, 2016 at 10:59 pm
RE: My Re-conversion - by Homeless Nutter - July 13, 2016 at 11:19 pm
RE: My Re-conversion - by vorlon13 - July 14, 2016 at 9:05 am
RE: My Re-conversion - by Redbeard The Pink - July 14, 2016 at 10:07 am
RE: My Re-conversion - by Joods - July 14, 2016 at 9:19 am
RE: My Re-conversion - by vorlon13 - July 14, 2016 at 10:12 am
RE: My Re-conversion - by pocaracas - July 14, 2016 at 10:46 am
RE: My Re-conversion - by Redbeard The Pink - July 15, 2016 at 8:24 am

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