An Atheists Daily Devotional
July 21, 2016 at 5:21 am
(This post was last modified: July 21, 2016 at 5:22 am by chimp3.
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A thread to choose your favorite scriptures, quotes, lyrics, or any thoughts you choose. Mediate on it for awhile and then write your musings, deepities, commentaries for us to share.
I will start with my favorite book in the "Holy" Bible: The Book of Job. This is my fathers favorite book. We do not see eye to eye on it but I still love the man.
In this wonderful chapter in the Judeo-Christian "Adventure in Genocide" God and Lucifer are best buds. They have a gentlemen's bet. Lucifer says he can make Job say "God Damn it". God says "No you can't because Job is my bitch!". God agrees to let Lucifer have his way with Job and stands by proudly while Lucifer kills Job's wife, sons, daughters, catlle, sheep , horses, goats, and makes his house collapse. Jobs friends taunt and coax him to at least show a little emotion but Job is the perfect sheep and won't make a single bleat against God. He does whine a lot though. God wins the bet and then lectures Job with the longest single tirade in the Bible. He makes sure Job knows who is the dominant partner in this Slave/Master relationship. Lucifer slinks off after this beat down.
The real victims in this tale are sons, daughters, and wife. I guess they got the shaft. At least God gives Job some new ones. He is an awesome God!
Share your musings with us.
I will start with my favorite book in the "Holy" Bible: The Book of Job. This is my fathers favorite book. We do not see eye to eye on it but I still love the man.
In this wonderful chapter in the Judeo-Christian "Adventure in Genocide" God and Lucifer are best buds. They have a gentlemen's bet. Lucifer says he can make Job say "God Damn it". God says "No you can't because Job is my bitch!". God agrees to let Lucifer have his way with Job and stands by proudly while Lucifer kills Job's wife, sons, daughters, catlle, sheep , horses, goats, and makes his house collapse. Jobs friends taunt and coax him to at least show a little emotion but Job is the perfect sheep and won't make a single bleat against God. He does whine a lot though. God wins the bet and then lectures Job with the longest single tirade in the Bible. He makes sure Job knows who is the dominant partner in this Slave/Master relationship. Lucifer slinks off after this beat down.
The real victims in this tale are sons, daughters, and wife. I guess they got the shaft. At least God gives Job some new ones. He is an awesome God!
Share your musings with us.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
