(July 25, 2016 at 8:49 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote:(July 25, 2016 at 8:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Life is like a box of chocolates...
...all the best ones are gone by the time it's your turn.
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
... unless you look at the back of the box like most people.
They should have gone with "Life is like a bag of Revels", like I said.
Actually, the X-Files' Cigarette Smoking Man said it best:
Quote:Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Sweet dreams, kids.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
