Half-Baked Attempt at Initial Witticisms

[Nimzo]

Before you add that to your delusions, perhaps you should ask someone (presumably of the opposite sex) who is not delusional, whether shitwit is sexy or not.

I'd ask my wife, but I have reason to believe she might be biased.

this Nimrod, nimzo - whatever -
he's trying to come off as whimsical and hap-hazard. His avatar implies a certain playfulness that he does not possess. A blind man under water could see though you nimzo.

Water having that famous opaque quality to it.

Is he obligated to say anything of value in his own introduction thread, Cinjin? I rather liek him so far.

Welcome aboard, weary traveller...you will get no rest here. But have fun all the same!

No rest for the wicked, my dear Watson.

I'm not sure I'd like to puke all over him and then eat his dissolved remains. Are we possibly projecting a little bit here?

I now understand what "projectile vomiting" is.