"Childhood Victim of Sexual Abuse by Local Priest is Worlds Leading Expert on Surgical Repair of Adult Phimosis"
"Fugitive Priest Sent to Secret Location to Have Crippling Adult Phimosis Repaired by Leading Expert"
"Fugitive Priest Sent to Secret Location to Have Crippling Adult Phimosis Repaired by Leading Expert"
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!