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News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 2, 2019 at 2:07 pm
'Psychic Wins Tenth Lotto Jackpot In A Row'
'Trump Apologizes For Everything, Resigns'
'Pope Hands Over List Of Suspected Church Paedophiles To Secular Authorities'
'USA Celebrates One Year Of No Mass Shootings'
'PETA: "Owning Pets Not The Same As Slavery" '
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 2, 2019 at 2:16 pm
Evangelical Preacher admits it's all fake - returns contributions.
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 2, 2019 at 2:18 pm
(September 2, 2019 at 2:16 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Evangelical Preacher admits it's all fake - returns contributions.
Nice one.
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 2, 2019 at 2:38 pm
America does something about gun violence.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 2, 2019 at 2:39 pm
“White supremacist proved to be superior to those he hates.”
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 2, 2019 at 3:01 pm
“Grieving Putin has his pet in the White House put to sleep.”
“Anti vaxxers stop listening to celebrities and read medical journals instead.”
“Christchurch shooter ‘accidentally’ released into general population and survives five minutes.”
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 2, 2019 at 3:05 pm
"Trump dropped into the eye of hurricane Dorian by covert Space Force pilots."
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 2, 2019 at 3:35 pm
“B52 bomber loaded with nuclear weapons crashes on the White House. US political leadership wiped out. Obama sworn in as president for life.”
“Republicans vote for universal healthcare/gun control/tax hikes for the rich and corporations.”
“Trump condemns white supremacists.”
“Evangelicals start living by biblical principles.”
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
September 2, 2019 at 4:16 pm
Husband was right all along.
Montreal Expos win the Stanley Cup.
Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron officially tie the knot.
Baby powder made out of babies.
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