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News Headlines You Never Expect To See
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News Headlines You Never Expect To See
'Psychic Wins Tenth Lotto Jackpot In A Row'

'Trump Apologizes For Everything, Resigns'

'Pope Hands Over List Of Suspected Church Paedophiles To Secular Authorities'

'USA Celebrates One Year Of No Mass Shootings'

'PETA: "Owning Pets Not The Same As Slavery" '

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
Evangelical Preacher admits it's all fake - returns contributions.
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
(September 2, 2019 at 2:16 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Evangelical Preacher admits it's all fake - returns contributions.

Nice one.  Smile

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
America does something about gun violence.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#5
RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
“White supremacist proved to be superior to those he hates.”
Sanity adjacent.


Angel





IMGUR 
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
“Grieving Putin has his pet in the White House put to sleep.”

“Anti vaxxers stop listening to celebrities and read medical journals instead.”

“Christchurch shooter ‘accidentally’ released into general population and survives five minutes.”
Sanity adjacent.


Angel





IMGUR 
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
"Trump dropped into the eye of hurricane Dorian by covert Space Force pilots."
Popcorn

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#8
RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
Science proves god.
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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
“B52 bomber loaded with nuclear weapons crashes on the White House. US political leadership wiped out. Obama sworn in as president for life.”

“Republicans vote for universal healthcare/gun control/tax hikes for the rich and corporations.”

“Trump condemns white supremacists.”

“Evangelicals start living by biblical principles.”
Sanity adjacent.


Angel





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RE: News Headlines You Never Expect To See
Husband was right all along.

Montreal Expos win the Stanley Cup.

Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron officially tie the knot.

Baby powder made out of babies.
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