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RE: Hilarious ingame commercials
August 2, 2016 at 4:40 am
This thread got me going back through old radio adverts from GTA and i stumbled upon some gems. The Diamond advert from San Andreas is great:
Quote:Man: Relationships can seem like an eternity.

Woman: You asshole! What were you doing with my sister in that hot tub?!?!

Man: Relieve the pressure.

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Man: Chill that bitch out... with ice.

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Man: A diamond lasts forever. But your relationship might not. A diamond is
love. Rock hard. And frozen in time. Luckily, most women are shallow, and
materialistic.

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Woman: A diamond? So you -do- love me!

Man: Nothing says I love you like a lump of carbon, mined by wage-slaves in
Angola.

Woman: I don’t even know what I was mad at you about. Do you want a blow job?

Man: Passion. It -can- be purchased. And it -can- be overpriced. Ice.
Available and very expensive...

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Man: ...at DeKoch Diamonds.
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Hilarious ingame commercials - by abaris - August 1, 2016 at 6:35 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by account_inactive - August 1, 2016 at 6:38 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by Mr.wizard - August 1, 2016 at 6:39 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by abaris - August 1, 2016 at 6:54 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 1, 2016 at 6:57 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by Excited Penguin - August 1, 2016 at 7:02 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 1, 2016 at 7:39 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 2, 2016 at 4:40 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by SteelCurtain - August 2, 2016 at 4:59 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by Alex K - August 2, 2016 at 5:03 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by pocaracas - August 2, 2016 at 5:34 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by pocaracas - August 2, 2016 at 5:55 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by pocaracas - August 2, 2016 at 5:58 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by pocaracas - August 2, 2016 at 6:06 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by abaris - August 2, 2016 at 6:21 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by pocaracas - August 2, 2016 at 8:43 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by Edwardo Piet - August 2, 2016 at 8:51 am
RE: Hilarious ingame commercials - by pocaracas - August 2, 2016 at 12:01 pm

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