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Hilarious ingame commercials
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Hilarious ingame commercials
August 1, 2016 at 6:35 am
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RE: Hilarious ingame commercials
August 1, 2016 at 6:38 am
This is amazing.
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RE: Hilarious ingame commercials
August 1, 2016 at 6:39 am
Lol, hysterical!!!
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August 1, 2016 at 6:54 am
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RE: Hilarious ingame commercials
August 1, 2016 at 6:57 am
I always like the clucking bell adverts and the one about the knife from San Andreas (a knife that can kill a man before he can scream"

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This knife killed 25,000 people in cambodia. Now, you can too."
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August 1, 2016 at 7:02 am (This post was last modified: August 1, 2016 at 7:03 am by Excited Penguin.)
That commercial is offensive towards American people!!!

Oh, the horror.
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August 1, 2016 at 7:39 am
Fuck the Dutch!
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RE: Hilarious ingame commercials
August 2, 2016 at 4:40 am
This thread got me going back through old radio adverts from GTA and i stumbled upon some gems. The Diamond advert from San Andreas is great:
Quote:Man: Relationships can seem like an eternity.

Woman: You asshole! What were you doing with my sister in that hot tub?!?!

Man: Relieve the pressure.

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Man: Chill that bitch out... with ice.

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Man: A diamond lasts forever. But your relationship might not. A diamond is
love. Rock hard. And frozen in time. Luckily, most women are shallow, and
materialistic.

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Woman: A diamond? So you -do- love me!

Man: Nothing says I love you like a lump of carbon, mined by wage-slaves in
Angola.

Woman: I don’t even know what I was mad at you about. Do you want a blow job?

Man: Passion. It -can- be purchased. And it -can- be overpriced. Ice.
Available and very expensive...

Woman 2 (whispers): Ice...

Man: ...at DeKoch Diamonds.
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August 2, 2016 at 4:59 am
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RE: Hilarious ingame commercials
August 2, 2016 at 5:03 am
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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