-Never trust a calm dog.
-Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
-Toast bread until it begins to smoke, then 20 seconds less.
-It is never wise to walk past a chimpanzee while you're wearing a clown suit.
-Adventure is not fun while it's happening.
-If you think you saw a mouse, you did.
-If you must lie, lie to happy people; people are the most credulous when they are the most happy.
Boru
-Never eat anything bigger than your own head.
-Toast bread until it begins to smoke, then 20 seconds less.
-It is never wise to walk past a chimpanzee while you're wearing a clown suit.
-Adventure is not fun while it's happening.
-If you think you saw a mouse, you did.
-If you must lie, lie to happy people; people are the most credulous when they are the most happy.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
