When the JW's and Mormons come to my door and ask me "Do you have time to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?" and I tell them, "Sure come on in, I've developed a holographic map of the Kingdom of Heaven within us and all around us with the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit unfolding from a natural quantum division of an original unified state of God.....and they back away looking at me like I'm the crazy one! 
It's awkward for everyone there...now it's awkward for you all too.
It's awkward for everyone there...now it's awkward for you all too.
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting,
I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder
