Makin you jealous/envious

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

First of all 12.
Im 5, 9
My jawline can grate cheese and break rocks.
I can dislocate my shoulder at will.
I can bend my arms backwards etc.
I can roll my eyes back.
I can crack my nose.
Im sexyAf.

But.. I wear glasses and apparently my first word was.
Allah.
Not ma.
Wow.

I'm 46.
6'4".
I have titanium teeth.
I have a pit in the front of my right thigh that can hold almost 4oz of onion dip.
I can play the pennywhistle with my nose.
I can also dislocate your shoulder at will.

I'm fairly sure my first word was 'blfert'.

Boru