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Makin you jealous/envious
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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
(August 21, 2016 at 5:03 pm)ScienceAf Wrote:
(August 21, 2016 at 4:46 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: Other side of 40
I'm 6'3", 220. Chiseled out of granite.  In my mind!
Have my original teeth.
Dancing skills outmatched only by my singing ability, ask my daughters for corroboration.
More tattoos than most.  
More guns than a 3rd world country.
Married the prettiest girl I ever met.  Out punted my coverage there for sure.
Love heavy metal music.
Broke someone's arm once because they stole my chocolate chip cookie.  
Can still hold my own but am aged enough to know there's always someone tougher.

First words were "out of my way twin, I'm coming through".

I'm 5, 9 while I'm 12.

Mine's sharper than graphite. Down to the quark.
Have my original teeth.
Singing abilities, guitars abilities, piano abilities, ukulele abilities, violin abilities.
More hair than most for a 12 year old.
More badass than most 12 year olds.
Love hard core rock byatch.
Prevented a big ass fight with 2 people trying to crack each others skull with binders.
No ones tougher than me...
besides people who can loveeee.

Love beats them all.

And the first thing I did when I was a sperm was swim past my unborn sister's fetus.
No joke.

And I've got a big black dick.

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Messages In This Thread
Makin you jealous/envious - by ScienceAf - August 21, 2016 at 4:12 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 21, 2016 at 4:28 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by account_inactive - August 21, 2016 at 4:29 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 21, 2016 at 4:37 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by account_inactive - August 21, 2016 at 4:46 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by PETE_ROSE - August 21, 2016 at 4:46 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by ScienceAf - August 21, 2016 at 5:03 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by ScienceAf - August 21, 2016 at 5:05 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by Joods - August 21, 2016 at 5:32 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 21, 2016 at 5:45 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by ScienceAf - August 21, 2016 at 5:46 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by Joods - August 21, 2016 at 6:00 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by ScienceAf - August 21, 2016 at 9:52 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by Excited Penguin - August 21, 2016 at 7:26 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by Brian37 - August 21, 2016 at 6:15 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by deleteduser12345 - August 21, 2016 at 6:15 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by Excited Penguin - August 21, 2016 at 7:29 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by ScienceAf - August 21, 2016 at 9:55 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by brewer - August 21, 2016 at 7:41 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by Angrboda - August 21, 2016 at 8:53 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by Brian37 - August 22, 2016 at 7:12 am
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by Excited Penguin - August 21, 2016 at 8:56 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by LadyForCamus - August 21, 2016 at 9:06 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by Little lunch - August 21, 2016 at 9:39 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by Excited Penguin - August 21, 2016 at 10:01 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by ScienceAf - August 21, 2016 at 10:42 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by Jenny A - August 21, 2016 at 10:05 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by Excited Penguin - August 21, 2016 at 10:07 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by rado84 - August 22, 2016 at 2:19 am
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by ScienceAf - August 22, 2016 at 12:30 pm
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by The Valkyrie - August 22, 2016 at 2:37 am
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by account_inactive - August 22, 2016 at 11:55 am
RE: Makin you jealous/envious - by KevinM1 - August 23, 2016 at 12:41 am

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