Makin you jealous/envious

[rado84]

First of all 12.
Im 5, 9
My jawline can grate cheese and break rocks.
I can dislocate my shoulder at will.
I can bend my arms backwards etc.
I can roll my eyes back.
I can crack my nose.
Im sexyAf.

But.. I wear glasses and apparently my first word was.
Allah.
Not ma.
Wow.

I don't feel envious of any of those things.

According to Google I'm 6 feet tall (183 cm).
I can hear sounds long before anyone else and I can feel a quake of 2 on Richter which only a machine can detect. I discovered this ability of mine a few years ago when we had a series of quakes in the summer varying from 2 to 4.9 on Richter scale.