RE: Awkward Moments anyone?
August 24, 2016 at 10:52 am
(This post was last modified: August 24, 2016 at 10:54 am by mlmooney89.)
Mine isn't naughty like a few of y'alls just really awkward. lol
So my fiancé is nearly a foot taller than I am and I didn't want to look like a child next to him in our wedding photos. I bought these HUGE 6 inch wedges to be my wedding shoes. Now mind you I don't wear heels... ever. I think I'm going to be smart about this and break them in at work, and ya know just learn how to walk in them in general.
I wear them the first day and am like a damn new born fawn. I'm walking through the break room and trip over who knows what and my ass lands on the floor just as a coworker comes in. Since she saw I couldn't very well act like it didn't happen so I try and take the higher road and laugh at myself. We were laughing about it when my boss comes over. She asks what happen and in shame I tell the story again. (Also I work with a bunch of females that all wear heels so they act like I just don't know how to be a girl at all)
I think it is all over but days later my boss pulls me in her office and tells me due to protocol she had to inform HR about my fall. I gawk, all I had was a skinned knee! HR would be calling me to get a report! Holy crap now I'm even more embarrassed. This lady I have only met twice before calls me and proceeds to ask me what happened and if I'm okay. I tell her and say I'm okay. She then says "And you are sure you don't need medical attention? I'm sorry I have to ask or we are breaking the rules." I tell her no the skinned knee is already practically healed.
THEN a week later the head honcho over the whole Austin area comes in (we only see him on rare occasions) and tells me good morning... then asks how my knee is while smiling. I wanted to die.
Also; now it is a running joke in the office.
So my fiancé is nearly a foot taller than I am and I didn't want to look like a child next to him in our wedding photos. I bought these HUGE 6 inch wedges to be my wedding shoes. Now mind you I don't wear heels... ever. I think I'm going to be smart about this and break them in at work, and ya know just learn how to walk in them in general.
I wear them the first day and am like a damn new born fawn. I'm walking through the break room and trip over who knows what and my ass lands on the floor just as a coworker comes in. Since she saw I couldn't very well act like it didn't happen so I try and take the higher road and laugh at myself. We were laughing about it when my boss comes over. She asks what happen and in shame I tell the story again. (Also I work with a bunch of females that all wear heels so they act like I just don't know how to be a girl at all)
I think it is all over but days later my boss pulls me in her office and tells me due to protocol she had to inform HR about my fall. I gawk, all I had was a skinned knee! HR would be calling me to get a report! Holy crap now I'm even more embarrassed. This lady I have only met twice before calls me and proceeds to ask me what happened and if I'm okay. I tell her and say I'm okay. She then says "And you are sure you don't need medical attention? I'm sorry I have to ask or we are breaking the rules." I tell her no the skinned knee is already practically healed.
THEN a week later the head honcho over the whole Austin area comes in (we only see him on rare occasions) and tells me good morning... then asks how my knee is while smiling. I wanted to die.
Also; now it is a running joke in the office.
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