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Awkward Moments anyone?
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RE: Awkward Moments anyone?
(August 24, 2016 at 11:12 am)Thena323 Wrote: I had an otherwise normal ex who used to lick my face in public from time to time, and every time he introduced me to others. It was mildly disturbing, and extremely embarrassing.
"This is Cori...I love her." and a long, wet slurp from my jawline to the top of my cheek. I'd apologize and people would just stare for a moment, then proceed to move on to normal conversation.

I asked him why he did that, he'd say "I don't know."
I told him to knock it off, and he'd say "I don't understand....why?"

He'd agree to stop, and then lick me again at some point, breaking yet another no public face-licking promise.

what the fuck .-.
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Awkward Moments anyone? - by CloverGrace - August 20, 2016 at 9:23 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by J a c k - August 20, 2016 at 9:26 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by CloverGrace - August 20, 2016 at 9:27 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by J a c k - August 20, 2016 at 9:49 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Faith No More - August 20, 2016 at 9:58 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Excited Penguin - August 20, 2016 at 10:37 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by J a c k - August 20, 2016 at 10:46 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Whateverist - August 21, 2016 at 8:35 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Arkilogue - August 20, 2016 at 11:03 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by ScienceAf - August 20, 2016 at 11:06 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Brakeman - August 20, 2016 at 11:17 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by c172 - August 20, 2016 at 11:22 pm
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Little lunch - August 21, 2016 at 1:40 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by account_inactive - August 21, 2016 at 6:34 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 21, 2016 at 7:02 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Excited Penguin - August 21, 2016 at 7:30 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 21, 2016 at 7:31 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Gawdzilla Sama - August 21, 2016 at 7:42 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by rado84 - August 24, 2016 at 5:48 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by account_inactive - August 24, 2016 at 5:58 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Little lunch - August 24, 2016 at 7:06 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by rado84 - August 24, 2016 at 7:31 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by RozKek - August 24, 2016 at 9:01 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Little lunch - August 24, 2016 at 7:37 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by mlmooney89 - August 24, 2016 at 10:52 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Athene - August 24, 2016 at 11:12 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by RozKek - August 24, 2016 at 11:22 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by RozKek - August 24, 2016 at 11:42 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Athene - August 24, 2016 at 11:47 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by RozKek - August 24, 2016 at 11:49 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2016 at 11:51 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by The Grand Nudger - August 24, 2016 at 11:53 am
RE: Awkward Moments anyone? - by Athene - August 24, 2016 at 11:54 am

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