Farted incredibly loudly and enthusiastically a few weeks into my first job, and of course my manager came around the corner eight milliseconds later. So there's 17-year-old me, desperately hoping my bumhole has the ability to reverse time as well as rip tears in the fabric of reality. I went so beetroot they could've cooked the burgers on my face...
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