(September 1, 2016 at 10:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(September 1, 2016 at 10:04 pm)Stimbo Wrote: See, that wouldn't work for me. The eyes are what attract me and make me fall in love with a person, so they could tell me anything and I'd just accept it.
Apart from "fuck off and stop staring into my eyes, you fucking creep."
If people respond to you like that, kill them with an axe.
Funnily enough, it's when I get my chopper out that things get complicated and policey.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
