(September 1, 2016 at 2:35 am)Little lunch Wrote: I had some synthetic weed at friends house one day and it was a different brand to the one I usually smoked.
I was tripping out so bad I had to stand in a doorway in the middle of the house to hold myself up.
This dickhead disappears for twenty minutes and comes back with a blunt samurai sword, taps me on the shoulder with it from behind and starts yelling at me to get ready.
I just fucking freaked out big time, wrestled him to the ground and tried to tie him up with a 25 metre electrical extension cord.
He was a lot smaller than me.
By the time he got out I had deposited his sword into the next door neighbours wheelie bin and he never saw it again.
He apologised later even though he barely remembered what had happened.
Epic story, 10/10. Needs more Tarantino.
