(May 1, 2011 at 6:04 pm)jason56 Wrote:(April 28, 2011 at 10:27 pm)Emporion Wrote: I've converted into Godology. It's the atheistic religion where you must accept Science as your Lord and Savior. Some scientists died over saving our unshakable faith in Science. To become a follower of Science, you must have blind faith that the core premise(the generic God, not to be confused with the Christian deity called by the same name), for all religions which exist, is true "God exists."
I can see all of the misguided theists responses,"Welcome to the club, fellow believer.", and it makes me wish they weren't such brainwashed ignorants.
How clear is this? I will review all of your suggestions and see if I can improve on the main paragraph from those suggestions.
Please remember, this is my first draft. Think out of the box if need be. Be creative.
If anyone is still confused about my post, I am creating a scientific parody on Christianity.
You've highlighted words to make atheists sound like religious folk.
I want it noted that I spotted that.
That's pretty impressive. /sarcasm
Isn't it kind of obvious?
I deliberately highlighted that and said "atheistic religion" because this is a satire on religious people and their beliefs, especially those silly Christians. The joke is we know atheism is not a religion but the religionists can't fathom anything unless it says, "Jesus" on it in some way. That is why it is so satirical. It highlights their lack of intelligence in a humorous way to whoever realizes how funny it is the way it shows how silly religion is. I not trying to offend any atheists who don't like non-serious jokes involving atheism and religion. This is simply comedy. One example: I love the ipad for what it does but I can turn around and reasoably insult it to the lowest level of shame and I can appreciate the really shameful jokes even if I didn't make the joke myself or could not be capable of making those kinds of jokes if the joke is so funny. Follow me?
