RE: Man Crucifies Himself
May 20, 2011 at 3:43 pm
(This post was last modified: May 20, 2011 at 3:50 pm by Anomalocaris.)
The wimp of a moron appearently hammered the normal nails into the wood first, then used power drill to drill holes in his hand and feet, and then slipped the nails into the holes. If you asked me the manner he cruicifed himself not only bespeaks of inadaquacy of his passion, it also bespeaks an inadaquate respect for the majestic no-nonsense-ness of Roman method of dealing with creators of universes.
The romans would have hammered iron spikes, not nails, through the bones in the wrist and heel of god, directly pinching and severing the nerves of god, quite possibly causing god to urinate and defecate all over himself. He might momentarily be so distracted by divine pain that he even miss a prayer or two as the Romans strong him up. If this moron did it like the Romans meant it, his hand would be immobilized by the spike through wrist tendons. He is not only a moron, he is also a wimp.
The romans would have hammered iron spikes, not nails, through the bones in the wrist and heel of god, directly pinching and severing the nerves of god, quite possibly causing god to urinate and defecate all over himself. He might momentarily be so distracted by divine pain that he even miss a prayer or two as the Romans strong him up. If this moron did it like the Romans meant it, his hand would be immobilized by the spike through wrist tendons. He is not only a moron, he is also a wimp.
